100 Funny Sun Tzu Quotes Memes

Sun Tzu was a Chinese military general, strategist and philosopher who lived in the sixth century BC. His classic treatise on warfare, Sun Tzu’s The Art of War, dates back to the end of the Spring and Autumn period in China (more than 2,500 years ago), and has been translated into more than 20 languages and is still studied in military academies around the world, where it has had a profound impact on military thinking. The Art of War consists of 13 chapters and sun tzu captured the essence of warfare in his own way. In recent years, Sun Tzu’s doctrines have been applied to the fields of business, politics and sports.

Given Sun Tzu’s widespread and enduring influence, it was inevitable that he would eventually find new life as a meme. His straightforward writing style lends itself well to quotes that are easy to remember and share. As Sun Tzu’s influence continues to grow, his wisdom will likely continue to be shared in new and creative ways. Whether you’re a fan of Sun Tzu or just enjoy a good meme, there’s no denying that the Chinese military strategist’s work has a lot to offer in today’s world.

In today’s article, we have compiled 100 funny Sun Tzu quotes memes, which are all the crystallization of the wisdom of netizens. Some will make you laugh, some will make you feel helpless. But they are all brilliant in their own right.

100 Funny Sun Tzu Quotes Memes

1.Why people keep making a quote for me.

2.When Sun Tzu is mentioned, make up quotes for him.

3.About time someone make a compilation of it.

4.One who doesn’t like a good meme, will never learn to live a prosperous life.

5.Everybody is an atheist until they clog a toilet in someone else’s house.

6.People work faster when you threaten them with a gun.

7.If You Attack Me,You’re Gay.

8.When out of ammo, press R.

9.To confuse you enemies,first confuse yourself.

10.An empty search history reveals more than a full one.

11.If the chance of winning is not sure,quick save the game.

12.No full auto in buildings.

13.There is nothing called hacking, it is just a good gaming chair.

14.Mitochondria is PT house of the cell.

15.Buy high,sell low.

16.I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

17.If you lose, blame it on the lag.

18.Switch to your secondary weapon, it’s faster than reloading!

19.A hole in your hand is better than a hand in your hole.

20.A foolish man complains about his torn pocket, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

21.I’m terrible at History.

22.I have mastered the DIE.

23.I’m going to ignore the Geneva Convention laws.

24.THE BEST WAR STRATEGYIS RUSH B,PLANT BOMB,KILL COPS,GG.

25.Blah blah blah I don’t know win battles orsomething.

26.If you’re a disabled person, just go to settings and enable it.

27.Fighting is gay it’s just two men aggressively touching each other.

28.When being chased by a rhino,you only need run faster than the man at your side.

29.Your enemies are never one shot,despite what your knocked teammate says.

30.Bitch, I wrote the art of War.

31.Stop going for kills and do the objective for god sake.

32.If you smoke weed while riding a plane, you’re at the highest point of your life.

33.Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense.

34.Flank them and spank them.

35.It’s better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit.

36.Remember,Dying is gay.

37.It’s better to be pissed off,than be pissed on.

38.A foolish man is lactose intolerant.A wise man simply tolerates it.

39.In this world,you’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.

40.You can eat lava but only once.

41.Stay strapped or get clapped.

42.Violence is not the answer. It’s the question and the answer is yes.

43.Your enemy can’t guess your strategy if you don’t have any.

44.Stop making fake quotes up and crediting it to me.

45.When she leaves you for another, there is always her mother.

46.If you can’t defeat them,defeat yourself so they cannot defeat you.

47.In war its not about whos right, its about whos left.

48.Farting while shitting is okay, but shitting while farting is not okay.

49.Its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

50.Place your bed near the war, to respawn quicker.

51.An empty search history reveals more than a full one.

52.Why is everyone quoting shit i didn’t say.

53.You work faster when your mom is coming home.

54.Do not search for the guy who asked, let the guy who asked search for you.

55.Every 60 Seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

56.If you need to finish the battle quickly, just surrender.

57.If you’re losing the battle, win it.

58.Some men beat their meat, but very few defeat it.

59.The person who owns up their farts, is a person to be feared indeed.

60.Remember Switching to guns is faster than reloading.

61.If she’s not blood related, she’s free to be dated.

62.When you run out of cannonballs, use enemy heads.

63.When you cant get her, Just get her best friend.

64.Meme them till they cry, and do memes about them cry.

65.2d anime girls are not real.

66.Everyone gangsta till the BIOS start updating.

67.When Sun Tzu is mentioned, make up quotes for him.

68.Gg , ez.

69.My neighbour is alive and well.

70.Sun is such a creative husband-Moon Tzu.

71.THE BIGGER YOUR DICK IS THE MORE OBVIOUS YOU HAVE A BONER.

72.Who Doesn’t Check For Toilet Papre Before Taking A Dump Gets What Is Coming To Him.

73.Always blow up your own pipeline infrastructure that is the source of allyour wealth andpower.

74.After shelling your own nuclear plant,blow your own pipeline to ensure victory.

75.If you tired and you try to go to sleep thetired will go away.

76.The acme of war is to subdue the enemy with briefing slides.

77.Better to have slept with no one than to have slept with everyone.

78.Sometimesgoingfull Leeroy Jenkins in stonks works.

79.When your enemy is nearl defeated, and final victory is at hand, gas your own people so that nations greater than yours will intervene and destroy you.

When your enemy is nearl defeated, and final victory is at hand, gas your own people so that nations greater than yours will intervene and destroy you.

80.If fighting is sure to end in victory, then you must fight.

81.A punch in the face puts a bitch in their place.

82.If you can beat them join them and kill them in their sleep.

83.Violence isn’t always the answer. until somebody farts.

84.Only when a Mosquito lands on a mans testicle you realised Violence is never an option.

85.The enemy team finding out you’re cheating is better than your wife finding out you’re cheating.

86.If you don’t know what you’re doing the enemy will never know.

87.Remember, with great power, comes great responsibility.

88.When the enemy has a better argument, dismiss it with a meme.

89.Don’t be Useful. Be Useless. So nobody can use you.

90.Always abandon your most strategic airbase right before an evacuation.

91.Retreat swiftly when the public affairs officer approaches.

92.All warfare is based on quad charts.

93.If you want to know how to fight, always ask the generals in comment section.

94.When I die, I swear to god I hope no one makes up fake quotes from my book.

95.I freaking cried through this , So emotional.

96.Don’t hold ur fart. True friendship comes from sharing pain.

97.A foolish man tries to make eye contact with the women, Wise man respectfully looks a bit down.

98.Sometimes it takes the real man to be the best girl.

99.I said none of these.

100.My brother never said that shit” -Moon Tzu.

Which Sun Tzu meme is your favorite? Welcome to leave your original Sun Tzu meme in the comment area, if you don’t mind I can put it into the article.